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Ghost Jokes Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? .A: Dayscare centers. Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo. Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make? A: Boo boos. Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch? A: A BOO-logna sandwich. Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation? A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo .Q. What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? A: The roller ghoster. Q: Where do ghosts buy their food? A: At the ghost-ery store. Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters? A: At the ghost office. Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit? A: Booberries. Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ? A: A dead end ! Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ? A: A boo-loney sandwich ! Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father ? A: Transparents ! Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ? A: By appearing in television spooktaculars ! Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ? A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes ! Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ? A: Because you can see right through them ! Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ? A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again ! Q: How do ghosts learn songs ? A: They read the sheet music ! Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ? A: Frightday ! Q: Where do ghosts get an education ? A: High sghoul ! Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ? A: Don't spook until your spooken to ! Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin. Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ? A: A terror-dactyl ! Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ? A: The spooksperson ! Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost? A: Howdo you boo, sir? Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? A: Boo boo's! Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park? A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster ! Q: Who's the most important member of a ghost's football team ? A: The ghoulie ! Q: When does a ghost have breakfast? A: In the moaning. Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast? A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat ! Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast? A: Coffee with scream and sugar. Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert ? A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream ! Q: What do ghosts dance to ? A: Soul music ! Q: Where do ghosts live ? A: In a terrortory ! Q: What color are ghosts? A: BOOOO! Q: When do ghosts usually appear ? A: Just before someone screams ! Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride? A: A roller ghoster! Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ? A: Sheet belts ! Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ? A: Ghoulash ! Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ? A: The eeriest ! Q: What does a ghost swim in? A: The Dead sea! Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party? A: Anyone he could dig up! Q: Who was the famous ghost detective? A: Sherlock Moans. Q: What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride? A: A boocycle. Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? A: To get a Booster shot. Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast A: Dreaded wheat. Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet? A: With a pumpkin patch. Q: What is a ghost's favorite bird? A: scare crow! Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning? A: Boonanas and Booberries. Q: What kind of cars do ghosts drive? A: Boo--icks. Q: What's a ghosts favorite Broadway play? A: phantom of the opera! Q: What did one ghost say to another? A: Do you believe in people? Q: What did one ghost say to another? A: Do you believe in people? Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner? A: Spook-ghetti. Q. What is a ghost favorite article of clothing? A: Boojeans. Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie. Q: What time is it when a ghost haunts your house? A: Time to move to a new house! Q: What's a ghosts favorite desert? A: Boo-berry pie & I scream. Q: What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? A: Whipped scream. Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost ? A: Put your boos and shocks on ! Q: Why are ghosts cowards ? A: Because they've got no guts ! Q: What story do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime? A: Ghoul delocks & the 3 scares. Q: What is a ghost's favorite party game? A: Hide-and-go-shriek. Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A: Ghoul Q. Why did the ghost rush home from school? A: To watch an after-ghoul special on TV. Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, & a ghost? A: A cocker-poodle-boo! Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A: He is mist. Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live? A: The Ghost Guard! Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? A: You look boo-tiful tonight. Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets? A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures. Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A: He didn't have a haunting license. Q: What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down? A: I got a booo booo. Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A: A boo-tie. Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A: mas-scare-A: Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? A: Because demons are a ghosts best friend. Q. Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party? A: With No-Body! Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? A: Boo-ties! Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? A: Tombstones Q: What do ghosts mail home while on vacation? .A: Ghostcards. Q: What do ghosts do when they're in hospital ? A: They talk about their apparitions ! Q: What's the 1st thing ghosts do when they get in a car? A: They boo-kle their seatbelts Special thanks to my good friend at ECHO Paranormal Investigations for passing along these Spooktacular Jokes |
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